I was on top
of the world
Unbeatable,
unquestionable, ferocious and caring
I had a team for the dirty work
Cheating,
lying, hiding and being the jerk
I stayed
above the fray
I stayed
away from everything
Then it
happened
What happened?
He won, how
could it be?
I had more
votes the president should be me
He had the
Russians, the racists and the deplorables
I had the
left-wingers
Yet he was
the winner
I had the socialist, he the middle-class
Everyone knew that he was the ass
It wasn’t my
fault I was the perfect candidate
It was Comey
and the deplorables wasn’t that great
Misogyny, sexism,
racism, and white supremacy
Let’s not
forget voter suppression
I could go
on and on but you’d cry for mercy
Throw in Bernie
and you can see it’s not my fault
I did
nothing, I stayed away from everything
Let me
repeat, I did nothing I stayed away from everyting
Wisconsin,
Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania too
I had no
message to be used against me
He had a
message that people could see
Did they
forget that I am a Clinton?
It was my
time
I had served
and I was due
After all I’m
likable enough
Aren’t I?
Well at
least I have a book and a whiny voice too
I may not be
president but I won’t be a pawn
I’ll
sabotage the man that should not have won
He’s a clear
and present danger and believe me I know
I’ve spent years next to one while wearing a bow
When will it
end?
When the
media stops helping me sell my books
The family
business has been crushed and I need the bucks
