Tuesday, October 11, 2016

The Trump Train is a Wreck in Progress with DOOFUS the Engineer

Mr. Trump failed to deliver a convincing apology during Sunday's debate. Locker room talk? Really? In fact, he proved that he is both a bigot AND that he lacks the required intelligence to be President of the United States (POTUS - see previous article below for background). Nobody was surprised. However, there is surprise at the lack of intelligence being displayed by the majority of Republicans. It appeared over the weekend that most of them were starting to wake up and smell the coffee. There must be nothing like a whiff of Trump cologne in the locker room to lull you back to sleep.

Mr. Trump's performance (although horrible by normal standards) was a minor improvement over his previous, disastrous performance. Although improved, it was still embarrassing to watch. However, because of some, minuscule improvement, Republicans have decided to keep the Trump Train moving. The question is; to where is the train moving? There has been a lot of real train wrecks in New York recently and Mr. Trump and his supporters are the definition of a metaphorical train wreck in progress. At least Speaker Ryan has realized the danger of staying hooked to that train. It is sad that all Republicans cannot see the sudden-stop at the end of the ride. Unknown women will certainly come forward with new, true and untrue horror stories (and they will match Mr. Trump's own words), more audio and video tapes will be released, and Mr. Trump will continue to act as if he were running for Dictator of the Oligarchs’ Federation of the United States (DOOFUS).

Note to Mr. Trump: Bill Clinton's past indiscretions do not give you a get-out-of-jail free card. On the other hand, your shenanigans over the past week have given Secretary Clinton a get-out-of-jail free card on the Wiki Leaks materials regarding her public and private policies, her open border preference, and her Western hemisphere free trade dream. A "fit for the office" candidate would have been able to coast into the White House.

Governor Pence has put himself in a precarious position. He (or his wife) had the common sense to take a break from the ticket while he figured out if his character would allow himself to associate with a bigot. Then after the normalization of the Trump Reality Show by merely being seen in public during the debate (not by a sincere apology), he and most other Republicans have hopped back on the Trump Train. Governor Pence has to be thinking of 2020 when he runs for the top of the ticket. He has to balance between retaining his dignity, not alienating the Trump Army and not alienating the Republican establishment. Good luck Governor.

Free consulting from Fairway Frank: Let the Trump Army go. Rid the party of the Alt-Right and the ultra-conservatives. Invite the center to center-right moderate independents to join the party. Figure out how to govern with a Democrat President and Senate; compromise and fertilize. The party could very well attract center to center-right Democrats. The Ds have the same problem with their socialists that the Rs have with their Alt-Right, but the Rs have now been exposed and should take the opportunity (while licking wounds) to rebuild even stronger. The socialists will eventually bring the Democrats down as the Alt-Right has the Republicans. The only blessing of being first wounded is the opportunity to be first healed. Do not waste the opportunity to be first healed!

Do not look to Secretary Clinton to become Abraham Lincoln. She will not practice “with malice toward none and charity for all.” She will be more of a General Sherman on his march to the sea. In the wake of this undoing, Republicans have to be the statesmen. Republicans have to make democracy work. Republicans have to become the party of humility and the party of partnership. Elections have consequences and this election has already been fumbled on an unforced turnover by conducting an absurd primary. Accept defeat now. The sooner defeat is accepted, the sooner the healing can begin.

More free consulting: Implement Mr. Trump’s “extreme vetting” on your candidates. Any person interested in the job must sign a contract that allows the RNC to hire private investigators to scrutinize the candidate, their families, their associates, their friends, their past lives, their businesses and who the hell they go to church with. If I have missed anything, scrutinize that too! Releasing tax returns must be another requirement. All “dirt” should be aired as soon as found. Let the Republican primary voter have the same information that will be available in the general election. Had that happened this year, Mr. Trump would not be the nominee. The RNC is culpable of malpractice for not doing that this year. Hindsight is twenty-twenty, but with Mr. Trump in the race did this not seem obvious? To his credit, Ted Cruz predicted our current state of the train wreck in progress. That proves it was predictable and that the RNC is culpable of malpractice. BTW, Ted Cruz is someone to whom the Party should say goodbye. He is the definition of ultra-conservative and no compromise.

As soon as the election is over, the respected party elders (Romney, McCain, Ryan - okay, Ryan is a young elder, but it is hard to find adult supervision these days) should come together and make a joint statement apologizing to the country for what the Republican Party has perpetrated. This statement should congratulate Secretary Clinton on her victory and promise to work in good faith with her in governing the United States. This statement should also outline the future of the Republican Party as a center-right entity that is willing to compromise for the good of the country. A loud statement of good-faith will be needed as the first step toward healing the Party.

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